Safeway never IDs me when I buy alcohol. Is it the crease over my right eye? Is this how grocery stores roll in Seattle? Is it because instead of buying 24-packs of PBR and 2-liter bottles of Coke, I am buying broccoli, cheerios, English muffins, flank steak, and a 6-pack of Blue Moon Belgian White Ale? Do I look old?
Maybe it's not that I look old. Maybe it's that I look sophisticated.

2 comments:
I never get carded in New York ever. I think it's because we're used to living in a college town and always getting carded. You don't look old :)
The first time I met you, I thought you were 47, going on 49. It was because you used the words "salutations." Its plural because it end's in an S.
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