I went to Harry Potter land for my bachelorette party. Oh yeah, I totally outbacheloretted you. There, I received the poem below and several tasks that I failed. (Don't judge me. It's hard to order butterbeer in Parseltongue....)
KJDub, the girl who lived,
Many missions you will be gived.
All these tasks you must complete
Or Harpy Walden, Voldy will eat.
You will be given tasks one at a time.
None involve coronas and lime.
Don't look for owls. Florida is too hot.
Task by text is what you've got.
Blimey! Each task will be hard.
Always be vigilant, be on your guard.
Strange people may approach you.
You must complete those tasks too.
After completing the tasks you'll be ready to wed,
And be ready for hippogriff-style in the marriage bed.
Like Harry Potter, you can rely on your friends.
They'll be with you until the end.
We hope you succeed. We hope you don't flunk.
Because once you succeed, we can get crunk!
