Do not give me golf clubs.

In real life, my parents did NOT buy me golf clubs for my birthday.

In dream life, however, my parents DID buy me golf clubs for my birthday. I wondered, "What made them think I wanted golf clubs? I wanted rent money, or maybe a few racquetball balls, or perhaps some chocolate."

I have a silly, silly subconscious. I also have a lovely, lovely momma who promised that she would never buy me golf clubs.