Penguins are precious. Unfortunately, the Woodland Park Zoo only had penguin. Singular. The lone, non-flying bird sat on its little island and honked a lonely, wheezy noise. Where were the others?
My friend texted me to say the penguins had syphilis. This was a lie.
Brilliant research helped me find the answer: renovation! Not as exciting as penguin STDs, but pretty swell, anyhow.
I love the zoo.
2 comments:
Maybe they were renovating BECAUSE all the penguins were catching STDs. That would be a good reason for renovation.
You also owe me a penguin.
I also require one penguin. :D
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