Bruise Reason #1: Friday, I cross-country skied for the first time in my life. Don't let anyone make you think that cross-country skiing is flat. It's not. And even if it were, you'd still fall a little.
Bruise Reason #2: My Grizzly Bear best friend and I had a few thumb wars. Bear can't understand English, and even if he could, he can't count, so he kept jumping the "1-2-3-4, I declare a thumb war," gun and beating me up with his bear paws.
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I am not a grizzly bear.
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