Two kinds of tipping exist. (No, no, not tippling!)
Tipping with money - Boooo current customers. I am going home with 50-75% of the dough I earned in the rainy days of yore.
Tipping with words - Hurrah current customers! I am going home with a metaphorical toolbox. Ways to stay on my parents' health insurance! Methods for getting top dollar on my scooter! Novels that I absolutely must read!
As long as I can pay rent, I am fine with the latter. Holla' fo' you, friendly espresso drinkers. Holla'. Fo'. You.
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