Why you miss me.

I don't blog because I don't have the internet at home.

Other things I don't have at home:
-A bed
-Cable television
-Beverages besides tea, beer, and water
-A lengthy commute to work

I love home.

-change of subject-

This coffee shop is closing and I can tell the barista is irritated with my presence. You know what I say to this barista? I say, "I tipped you a dollar on a $1.37 drink even though you weren't friendly, so I don't feel bad for staying here. Also, thank you for playing The Beatles. I like The Beatles. So do most people I know."

I don't really say that, of course.