"Graaa!" That is the sound the Grizzly Bear made when fighting the other Grizzly Bear. "Hooray!" That is the sound my mind made watching the Grizzly Bears be so rowdy.Before yesterday, I would have argued that the only adorable bears are baby bears. I would have been so wrong! Geeze, yesterday, the Grizzly Bears were chasing ducks, throwing driftwood, and scratching their furry, furry backs on the glass wall behind which I was standing! Can YOU say you have been five inches from a Grizzly Bear? No, you cannot. But I can. And I will. In fact, I will lord it over you every day.
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"Silence!" That is the sound the Sloth Bear made when fighting the other Sloth Bear. "Haha!" That is the sound my mind made watching the Sloth Bears be so silly. And existent. Who's heard of a Sloth Bear?
On the left is an actual photo. No Google Imaging. We didn't capture the moment when one S.B. bit the other one's booty in hopes of pulling it off the stump, but this is a special picture nonetheless. Beary Bear is opening its mouth like I do in pictures!Yesterday was the best zoo trip anyone has ever had in the entire history of the world, and if you say otherwise, I will remind you how close I have been to a Grizzly Bear, which will show how tough I am, and then I will suggest we start a wrestling match, and you will back down because I am the strongest and bravest.
