Protect your crumpets, too.

Summary of a cohort email that's been reply-alled like a thousand times:

Original Emailer: Who wants to play kickball against the social studies folks?British Science Guy: In England, we call kickball "football rounders."
Someone Else: British Science Guy, I'll be aiming for your "football rounders."

There were also jokes about rewriting history and angles, but those weren't as funny as the "football rounders." Nothing is as funny as "football rounders."

FOOTBALL ROUNDERS FOR LIFE!