Big like what, CNN? Don't give me that. Don't give me that headline vagueness. Big like like my enormous bosom? Big like that comet from Armageddon that was going to destroy us until the heroic men sang "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and then were martyrs for humanity? Big like a big, big grizzly bear? I don't know! I don't know what big means to journalists and spa
ce people! One astronomer says of the incident, "These odds are extremely unusual. We frequently work with really long odds when we track ... threatening asteroids." Extremely unusual. Really long odds. I don't think this NASA employee ever took a communications course. Specifics, astronomer! We want specifics!Also, after reviewing the the Story Highlights (bulleted for my reading convenience), I learn that this mysteriously-sized asteroid is named WD5. Ok. Ok, this doesn't work for me. I am renaming the big asteroid. I call it Pookie.
Pookie Could Hit Mars!
It's a start.
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Did you read that headline or hear it? Chances are that if you read it in a newspaper, they used the word "big" to fill up dead space in the header. It's harder than it sounds to make a header fit the column width and still leave gutter space, but not too much white space. If you heard it, then I agree with you, that is pretty redundant.
I have too much time on my hands.
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