Sunday, March 9, 2008

Caffeinate for the summer!

I am messy. Espresso is messy. With our mess combined, I will never get skin cancer! That's right. Some smart UW scientists believe that caffeine prevents skin cancer.

Barista perks:
-Tips (money tips and life tips, like, "You should take up knitting!")
-Chatting with customers about their jobs (which makes me extra happy I'm not going into any of their fields)
-Chatting with customers about other stuff
-Free beverages
-Free day-old pastries (not to be confused with day-old pasties)
And now...
-SKIN CANCER PREVENTION!

Yeah!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Livin' in Seattle's Latte Land."
That's you, part of one of the worst Christmas songs of all time.

Lindsay said...

Now another reason to justify buying those morning javas, thanks walden

Lynn said...

no one wants day old pasties.