I have decided to be more like Beyonce. To start, I will do the following:-Create an alter ego for when I'm feeling sassy. Beyonce's other name is Sasha Fierce. So, regular first name plus intimidating adjective.... Got it. Hildegunn ClimateChangey.
-Date a half-a-billionaire. (Not, like, half of a person who is a billionaire, but rather a whole person who has half a billion dollars.) Norway has lots of oil, but the greedy executives are probably taxed like whoa, so after I leave Trondheim, I will move to Saudi Arabia. Or Texas.
-Hire backup dancers. Boyfriend and Julie Andrews - I choose you two. Start practicing.
This is a good start.
Got Gloss on My Lips,
Hildegunn ClimateChangey
