My favorite professor convinced me that there are no lazy kids. The "slackers" just don't value what you want them to. For example, one of my favorite students values defying authority and staying up until 5:00 AM playing video games.
I'm putting off an essay that I don't value. I like the topic - why private schools are dumb and harmful and make puppies cry - but do I need to put that into writing? No. Let's just have a conversation about it, please.

After I publish this post, I am off to the dining room table to highlight long sections from an article that I can quote in my essay to take up space. Then I will watch
Iron Chef America. During the commercials, I might highlight more. After the show, I will return to this rolly chair, write another blog post, walk to the kitchen for some
Mighty Mango, think about how my feet hurt, look at myself in the mirror, put some shoes in my shoe rack, sit back down at the computer, make a Scrabulous move, write four more pages of the essay, put a note on the bottom that says I will be happy to redo the paper after some comments because I struggled writing it, set my alarms, and go to sleep.
Three weeks until summer!