Sunday: Cozy into a small cabin with one American, two Italian, and three French persons.
Monday: Learn to snowboard.Tuesday: Look really, really good snowboarding.
Wednesday: Build the world's largest snowboard jump, soar off of it, and land safely.
Thursday: Head back to Trondheim, and meet a wealthy snowboard mogul on the train ride back who said he saw me and would like to offer me one billion Swedish Kroner (about $100,000,000) to represent his company. Sign a contract in a dining car while Bing Crosby croons at the table to the left of ours.
Friday: Wake up a millionaire. Refuse to wear anything that is not covered in sparkles. Drink tea. Go to the library. Finish everything for my final Masters in Teaching projects. Do laundry.Saturday: Think about what to do with my fortune. Pay off my student loans. Decide to buy a small cabin in the Cascades for regular book club meetings. Decide to buy another small cabin somewhere kayakable.
Sunday: Cook creatively with the ingredients in my cupboard, because I had been so busy thinking about school and money that I forgot to grocery shop, and stores are closed on Sundays! Feel grateful for bell peppers. Write a haiku.
2 comments:
one thousand belly rubs to you!
bell peppers are dumb
for reals i am allergic
i dont like the runs
*only one example of side effects from my consumption of bell peppers
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