Text messages light up my life. Here are some tidbits from the last 24 hours:
Me: I dreamed that Allison Janney was my high school principal.
Friend: that might beat a sex dream.
Me: Remind me to get my purple hoodie from you demons on Wednesday. Thanks, tall ho.
Friend: I set it on fire short ho.
Me: Fire monster.
Me: And I am medium, not short.
Friend: COMPARED TO ME YOU ARE TINY!!!
Me: COMPARED TO JODI'S ARM I AM ENORMOUS!!!
Friend: Should i get ENORMOUS breast implants? Would boys like me then?
Friend: Remember how we were going to live together and be cougars if still single at age 38? Let's do that now.
Friend: I used to be convinced that that all boys are idiots and all girls are crazy but now i think that most boys are crazy too.
Not all texts are silly like this, but many are... many are......
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Here are some of my favorite archived texts.
From You: I'll kill you.
From Erin: Maybe I'll buy fake vomit for my Danielle Steele Book report.
From Fatima: Nevermind, I don't need you to take care of my special ed baby, I'm not preggers.
Haha! When did I threaten to kill you? And why?
Looks like the threat was given May 10th of last year. It was random and unprovoked, and I cried about it for days. It's not exactly the sort of thing you want to hear from your husband.
Let me guess...
Friend #1: Nicole raden
Friend #2: Lynn Baumgartner
Friend #3: Courtney Cline
Friend #4: Jodi Swobody
And the answers are...?
Wrong, right, wrong, wrong. I shan't publicize the answers to the whole world, though. Sorry.
I feel as though Lynn is the monopoly . . .
I think they are ALL from Lynn...
I really wanted to guess Lynn for 3 of them. Should have. I bet I would have gotten more of them right.
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